You ,scare kitty, I made you a cookie.

(and finally, the poll-post winning blog entry. it's.. stream of consciousness)

Kitty. Little Kitty kat. You're like a bunny, only with different eyes and ears and face. But cute. Your stumpy tail, it beguiles me. Are you a Japanese short-tailed cate? Neko neko neko! I was told, while I was there, that Japanese cats say "nya nya" instead of meow. It must be the Japanese accent that does it.

In any case, Neko-chan, you're pretty hot. Your head is gigantic though! I bet you probably can't stand up bcause your big chibi manga head is too heavy for those little weeny legs to support. That's okay, I'll take care of you. You don't have to do anything but sit there and look cute. and make meeping noises. Gahd, I love the meeping noises, the teensy ones that are barely audible, tremulous but rightly assured of speciesal superiority. But you're still so little and don't know how to be imperious yet, so you do that "scared helpless baby kitty out alone in the world" act.

I made you a special treat, and I used catnip. You'll like it. Catnip and anchovy chunk cookies. Num num. Much better than those nasty food pellets. Also, I soaked it in milk, because your little teeth are too small to be bitey and crunching yet. And Milk is good for you. And you get little beads of milk on your whiskers and a milk moustache. And maybe go meep.

I blame that new Whiskas adverts- it's kitten porn! It's designed to make you go buy a kitten so that you have to go out and buy whiskas! Evil.

Meep!