Boringest Days So Far.
Yesterday, I had my informal six-month employee review. Basically I'm doing a good job ("what you do is wonderful, and spot-on...") but I'm disorganised("when you do them"). Hmmm. Also the Untidiness of My Desk came up, as it has been bothering "people". Oh, I cannot guess who that could be. Oh who would have mentioned this*. A Mystery. In any case, I did protest this point, as I have been pretty good about the tidying of the papers and moving the random bits of obsolete equipment to where they can't be seen... as much. So that's a win. Oh, and also I apparently spend too much time on the Interweb. Pah. "Define too much time", I would have said, had I been the innately cooler, more rebellious person I am in my head. But I didn't. But I thought it.
So, the last few days have been a blur of trying to look more organised, which it is hard not to be, as it is so quiet. I've been able to get through a multitude of tasks I haven't had time for but are, I guess, important. I've been bloody cataloguing all the DVDs, VHS cassettes, and cd's in my office**. With descriptions. Seemingly an easy task, except most of the cassettes are hand-labelled, with maybe one post-it bearing a scribbled nametag. So, lots of IMDB research and finding obscure dutch film sites***.
So, that's done. Although I'm sure they'll find some way to make it need more work out into it. I can feel it in my bindles. In the meantime You'll find me doing a stocktake, and then maybe when I'm done I can find something to collate.
Do you think it's wrong to order a beer while I'm working?
*this, children, is what we call Sarcasm. Or perhaps Dramatic Irony. Fine line, fine line.
** and there are lots. Many of them, oddly, in Czech.
**Not porn, you dirty-minded reprobates!!!
So, the last few days have been a blur of trying to look more organised, which it is hard not to be, as it is so quiet. I've been able to get through a multitude of tasks I haven't had time for but are, I guess, important. I've been bloody cataloguing all the DVDs, VHS cassettes, and cd's in my office**. With descriptions. Seemingly an easy task, except most of the cassettes are hand-labelled, with maybe one post-it bearing a scribbled nametag. So, lots of IMDB research and finding obscure dutch film sites***.
So, that's done. Although I'm sure they'll find some way to make it need more work out into it. I can feel it in my bindles. In the meantime You'll find me doing a stocktake, and then maybe when I'm done I can find something to collate.
Do you think it's wrong to order a beer while I'm working?
*this, children, is what we call Sarcasm. Or perhaps Dramatic Irony. Fine line, fine line.
** and there are lots. Many of them, oddly, in Czech.
**Not porn, you dirty-minded reprobates!!!
Labels: bored, Complaining, Pet Peeves, The Job
10 Comments:
go into advertising. people check you funny if you're *not* sinking a six-pack before 11am.
"Wrong" is such a strong word. Do you operate any heavy machinery? If not, it seems perfectly reasonable to me.
You felt it in your bindles? Thats a pretty strong premonition. Maybe you should have a beer, calm down ;)
hahaha untidy desks are genetically inherited...just like twinkling. My desk is so untidy my colleagues in a previous firm bought me a sign that said An Untidy Desk is a Sign of Genius! I lost it in the papers on my desk! they were right though I am one twinkling eyelash-batting genius!
Oh sweet Jesus, boredom is spreading like a disease!
Curious; do you catalogue alphabetically or cronologically?
alphabetically...but shhhhhhh, before they hear you and get ideas!
Um, lass... What's a bindle?
it's the bundle hobos and runaways carry...you know, like in old storybooks, made from a knotted polka-dot hankerchief on a stick.
also: a personal, general slang term for my nether regions.
I find splitting my split ends to be a fine way to pass work time!
And humming the ice-cream van song for two hours straight.
Ohhhhhhh...
Learn something new everyday.
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