Excuse me, Might I Drool Here Briefly?
I would just like to say that Orlando Bloom is as cute as a button. Or even, say, a flopsy-forward-eared bunny. I just want to pinch his little cheeks and make unintelligible "boogowoogobobumumu" noises. I can't help it: he was once my favourite elf. Did you see all that arrow-slinging? Top-notch. I want a little Orlando to keep in my handbag: I'd feed him nuts and popcorn and buy designer teensy outfits for him. But also I'd like a full-sized version too. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Woof!
My hormones are all raging today. Goodness.
My hormones are all raging today. Goodness.
Labels: Celebrities, hormones, Pop Culture, winter
posted by Betenoir at 12:54 PM
7 Comments:
i already have a little orlando in my handbag. he runs on duracell.
tsk tsk....as soon as i perfect my shrinking spell, i'll get him for you for your b-day!
What kind of a button?
A little pink skull one, like on Princess radi's Emily Strange cardi.
Now would be a bad time to tell you that I was once (---) <- this close to Orlando AND he smiled and nodded at me in a totally-acknowledging-my-presence-kind-of-way, right? And he's yummy scrummy in real life, full-size version, too.
I love that day in my life.
God Bless the Fuji Rock Festival.
Chelle: you're right. I'm dead jealous. But at least you've confirmed his real-life scrumminess, so that's good.
O my god. I have the Legolas figurine. I share the sentiment for Orlando. Muchly. And yes, the arrow slinging...
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