Atrocious Displays of Vulgarity
5 things that are neither funny nor clever:
- cellphone screensavers: oh, you're the number one bitch? you like a hot stud on your phone? or maybe a stripper? because, god knows a two-centimetre stripper makes even the strongest knees weak.... see also -->
- "funny" ringtones: ah, your phone farts. or moos. or makes orgasmic groaning noises. how original. I wish to fellate you immediately.
- "baby on board" stickers. because I was going to prang your car, but now I can't, damnit!
- dolphin tattoos and belly rings: you are a wild and untamed hellcat. you're a tigress between the sheets. You prowl the streets, a crazy rock chick, blasting your Offspring into the night. Another Klippies and coke, please!
- T-shirts with "witty" statements, or designer names: Gucci doesn't make t-shirts. and If they did they'd cost 500 dollars and be artfully ripped. You are not a princess. I'm not scared of this bitch biting. One tequila two tequila three tequila bore. My little Princess is your little whore. I get it, you're a hardcore bitch/ pimp and you like to drink a lot.
I admit it. I'm a) elitist and b) a snob. I don't see a problem with this.
Labels: bitchiness, Complaining, Pet Peeves, Pop Culture, Society
posted by Betenoir at 2:03 PM
4 Comments:
I tend to avoid walking too close to these people, just incase the Fashion Police jump out from the bushes and i get caught in the cross-fire
It’s probably your over-reliance on subtlety and wit that cauterises your ability to appreciate these fine examples of 21st Century humour.
fuckit, its a disability. I am socially disabled. Obviously.
When we look back; this decade will be the one remembered for it's sheer nasty commonness! The "pop princesses" will be remembered for their cheap slagness and written of as "ho's" and those who slavishly followed "fashion" and have the sad drooping, holey belly buttons and wrinkled tats to prove it, will conveniently have no memory of having "been there" at all. Just like the people who approved of and supported apartheid have all disappeared from the planet.
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